(alrighty, this is the last one [so far] for Hades, so after this ill contiue with Pain and Panics)
Hades-- So....are you two yutzes satisfied, or do I have to keep blabbing about my life.......hey, what are you two doing?!?!
*Pain and Panic are huddled over a huge thick book. Hades goes over to them*
Hades-- What's that?
*tries to take the book from them, and fails*
Panic-- Um...no, thats ok boss, ya dont have to see this book, nope, nope, nothing here for you!
Hades-- Gimme that!
Pain-- B-boss....you shouldn't....don't...don't look at that book! No!
*Hades grabs it from them, flips through pages, then looks at cover*
Hades-- 101 GREEK MYTHS?!?!?!?
Panic *glancing nervously at Pain*-- Ah..heh heh....we were just....skimming?
*Hades glares at them*
Pain-- Uhm....you....don't...believe us......do you.
Hades-- Not....at.....all.
Pain-- Heh....heh...
Hades*reading bits aloud*-- In the beginning there was nothing......'K, Gaia an' Ouranous......titans....Mom and Dad...ok....I got swallowed......Dad pukes.....is there anything here that I don't already know, or is remotely amusing?!?!
*flips through pages*
Hades-- Ah? What's this....? *reading aloud* Zeus needed to split the earth into separate kingdoms.....wasnt sure how to do this....oh? Well, well, well....I don't look ANYTHING like that illistration!! Um....ok, Hades goes to Zeus, and he says....'O King and Brother...' Wait a second...... O KING AND BROTHER?!?!? WHO WROTE THIS?!?!?
*Pain hurridly flips to back page, where there is a picture of the author, eyes staring into blank space, and mouth agape*
Hades*EXTREMELY sarcastic*-- Oh, gee......HE looks sane!
Panic*staring at picture*-- Uh...maybe he just had a bad day?
Hades-- A guy like this writing
my myths......that should be #@$%^% illegal!
Panic-- With all due respect, sir.....they're not...exactly....
your myths.
Hades-- Killjoy.
*reads some more out of the book*
Hades *exploding*-- WHAT!?!?!?!?!?! Pain-- What's wrong?!
Hades--Ok...that's it....that is THE LAST STRAW! I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS GUY!!!!!!!!!
Panic-- Boss?
Hades-- Look at this! Look at it!
*begins to read aloud*
Hades-- 'Black-robed Hades approached Zeuses throne, and bowed low to him.' That in itself is @#^%#^$ OUTRAGEOUS but it gets %$$#%#@* worse!! ' "O king and brother" said Hades, "I understand that you are currently presiding over who gets to rule over what realm. Let me save you the hassle. I, Hades, volunteer to rule the Underworld.'
*Hades throws the book on the ground violently*
Pain-- What's so bad about that?
Hades-- Are you kidding me? Are you &^$$# kidding me?!?!? I never EVER volunteered to rule this...pit! NEVER WOULD I DO THAT!!!!!!!!! This author......is going to find himself....experiencing Underworldian torture.....FIRSTHAND!
Panic-- Sir....maybe you're overreacting. He....he just didn't know!
Hades-- I don't care. HE'S A LIAR, AND HES CRAZY AND HES GONNA FEEL MY WRATH!!!!!!......or something along those lines......
Pain-- How did it really happen then?
Hades *smoldering*-- Zeus. It was all Zeus.
His genius idea. Ya know, I went into it a lil' when I was telling you 'botu Cronus and Rhea? That's how it happened. Ol' Thunderbolts had the Top God spot reserved for himself, Po-po was dying for the seas (ha--underworld humor right there), so I was kinda.....doomed to end up in the Underworld. BUT ITS STILL NOT FAIR!! STUPID ZEUS HAD TO SAVE THE SPOT FOR HIMSELF! WHY COULDN'T I HAVE GOTTEN A CHANCE?! ARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!
*huge explosion*
Pain-- He's.....opening up to us!
Hades-- Oh, look.....the book is slightly charred.....actually, engulfed in flame is more like it. Eh....good riddance to the stupid thing! And YOU TWO.....new rule. NO MORE GREEK MYTHOLOGY BOOKS ALLOWED IN THE UNDERWORLD UNLESS APPROVED BY.....ahem....yours truly.
(authors note--- the authors picture hades saw in the mythology book is based off of a real author that i saw in the back of one of my mythological monsters book, and he looks DEMENTED. sorry, just had to point that out
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