Hades meets Ratigan....

[tamga14]

Ok...since Hades is part of the topic and i wanted to include Ratigan, I thought maybe, i could make a fanfic starting the both of them.

Oh yea and i will do more fanfic staring other villains like Hades and Ratigan on my new forum: disneysvillains.proboards82.com/


The past before the past:

Muses: Ok...so apparently, this takes place WAY WAY into the future....in the year 1897 (or something like that) Now where could Bob be...

Bob: Oops, sorry I was late but I had to research on Hades's new partner, his name was...

Muses: Shhh, we don't want to tell his name until the end of our song.

Bob: *sigh* fine...

Muses: A 1234!
There goes a villain of blood and brains....now he's with Hades..baby...
A lust for power and death to boot...
Will they win...maybe....
But a poputlarity contest they will never win... is Hades...and Ratigan... *cue a vase with Ratigan's face on it and flames*



Ratigan's before the story:

(we first see him after a big fall from the big ben...still alive..but just bairly.)

Ratigan: uh.....uh...ow.....i'm.....alive?....but I know that Basil is still alive.grr.....
*little does Ratigan know that he's on the road*
Ratigan: I might as well go somewhere else and try to be a criminal again..
(he walks along the road until he sees a careage with horse)
Ratigan:wait... I hear something....OH CRUD.....
(SPLAT!!!!)


Ratigan's final thoughts: Well..that's the end...Hopefuly I will go to Heaven, but after what happened...I'm going to hell baby!



Hades's Before the story:

(We see him in the underworld doing his job and counting his money...Bob:WAIT HOLD UP!!! HOW DID HADES GET A LOT OF MONEY? Muses: Honey, if you remember seeing Disney Villains Survivor, Hades was the winner and got the prize money, everyone knows that!)

Hades: $999,997 ,$999,998 , $999,999 , 1 MILLION!!!!
So boys, hows the Dead count doing?

Pain: Avergage, except in USA where it's above Average...
Panic:yea..
Hades:I see...*goes up in flames* What about Greenland?
Panic: well....um.....err....There's no deaths sir..
Hades: *Burns both of their bottoms* WHY NO DEATHS!!!!!
Pain: Well anyway, here's the list of deaths:

(Hades reads the list)
Hades:Ok...oy...Chuck Norris, Bill Chang, Lee Hegn, Ratigan...
RATIGAN? WHAT KIND OF NAME IS THAT? AND WHERE HAVE I HEARD THAT BEFORE?

Pain: err...um...he should be here any second now.
Hades:Ok then...

[glow=red,2,300]End Of Before And During The Begining[/glow]....

[glow=red,2,300]Chapter 1 coming soon.[/glow]...

[Jessye]

Awesome!! I realy like it!

[tamga14]

Thx!!

[Jessye]

[tamga14]

Chapter 1: The Start In The Underworld...

( Ratigan has now reached the gate to the Underworld. you know, where you meet Charon..)

Ratigan: umm...hello...anyone here?

Charon: err....you're dead....

Ratigan: So? I already know that.

Charon: Well you better follow me...one dollar please.

Ratigan: ... *he hands over a coin* Ok then...

(They ride along the river styx)

Charon: Ok "little guy", off the boat...

(Ratigan heads over to the area you go to after the boat ride)

Ratigan: Hello...any service here...

(Hades doesn't see him but he does hear him so he goes near him)

Hades: Hello...I'm looking for a "Ratigan"..

Ratigan: I'm over here!!!

(Hades sees Ratigan, but sees him as a small rat)

Hades: Sorry dude, no dead animals aloud...

Ratigan: ...You might as well shrink yourself to talk to me...

( Hades shrinks himself)

Hades: *goes into blue flames because he's excited* OH YEA! NOW I REMEMBER YOU, YOU"RE THAT GUY FROM THE GREAT MOUSE DETECTIVE!

Ratigan: yeah...*claps his hands sarcastically* Brilliant deduction, 'Sherlock Bones" .
Now can you please tell me what's going on here?

Hades: For one thing, You're dead, second of all, This is the Underworld, the place for the dead...where did you think you were going, Hell?

Ratigan: You must be Hades then....learn to control your temper....

Hades: When you stop being so overconfident, i'll stop...

Ratigan:...Better than being negative...

(A cloaked girl appears out of noware)

[shadow=red,left,300]Me[/shadow]: HEY!!!! YOUR OVERCONFIDENCE IS WHAT KILLED YOU!!!!

Hades: oy...umm...you'e not supposed to come in until later...

[shadow=red,left,300]Me[/shadow]: but...it says that....oh yea, you're right...see ya Hades.

Hades: oy...she's just one of my main fan girls...It's better than nothing though.

Ratigan: I see...it's sad that we're both villains of unpopular movies..

Hades: Not as bad as "The Black Chaldron" though. *cue the short funeral tune*

(BTW: that will happen everytime a character says anything that relates to that film.)

Ratigan: You have a point there Hades...

Hades: I guess you're not so bad Ratigan... Wanna go to my thone room to chat?

Ratigan: Very well....

(They both leave)


End Of Chapter 1...